ooooooh lida rose...

It's about a month away from production, ans we're only gettin started.
We're getting so tired of paper mache and drilling wood, but we keep at it, since its all worth it.
in the mean time, here are some jokes you'll find funny if you think the word "strike" is a noun rather than a verb.

You've been in theater too long if :
...95% of you wardrobe is black.
...someone asks what time it is, and you respond "its a half-hour 'till half-hour"
...you think "practical" and "flat" are nouns
...if you've ever had a dream that included gaff tape, mortite, sculpt-er-coat, a sharpie, or a tie line.
...you consider the stoplight a standby
...when your make-up kit includes three shades of base, six dull sticks of eyeliner, a collection of lipsticks, various blushes and shadows...   and you're a guy.
...if you say stage right and mean to your left.
...if someone asks you what sunlight looks like and you respond with gel numbers
...when you start wondering what it's like to be a prop.

ohhhhhh. i get it. lida rose...
Lida Rose Oh Lida Rose....